Recently, I was watching a programme about the funny things children say and laughing about it with the other mums at the school gates. It struck me that there are certain phrases that conversely, you will never hear come out of your child’s mouth. Here are my top 20:
- Shall we watch what you want on TV today?
- I know we’ve just passed the last services for 50 miles but guess what? I don’t need the toilet
- Can I go to bed now?
- Can I do my homework now?
- Not McDonalds again…
- But I really want the comfy shoes not the horrible glittery heels
- I love going shopping
- Please can I have more sprouts?
- I’ve had enough chocolate today
- I really love my little brother / sister
- I don’t want to have a party this year
- Cartoons are boring
- Right, who’d like a cup of tea?
- Tell me again what games you played as a child
- This is interesting
- Vegetables for dinner? Yummy
- Why not? Let’s try it
- You’re right, it does stink. Let me clear it up
- Thank you for kissing me goodbye at school mum. I want my whole class to know how much you love me
- It was me
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